Socially|Mundane

Candy Hudson has a fun write-up about sex in Second Life. It's a humorous look at the steamier side of SL and a bit a of a crack-up as she explains that she keeps removing her hair instead of opening doors which is her intent.

Umm, Candy, that description leaves me with the impression you baren't very adept at computer mouse control for anything, much less Second Life. I don't mean that in any way other than humorously. <winks> - mostly because you simply click to open a door and right-click; choose from menu to remove hair.

Candy sez:
"This, of course, is the sort of stuff you don’t hear about the brave new virtual world: The fact that – despite being billed as an über version of reality – sex in the metaverse is often just as messy, frustrating and embarrassing as sex in the “meat” world."

This is actually quite accurate, as a far a newbies are concerned. I am sure it's no real secret that throngs are coming to and investigating Second Life for the sex side of it they keep hearing about. Fortunately, most of those newbies that stay eventually figure out there is so much more to second life that sex-balls and freebie orgy rooms (that frankly are a disgrace and embarrassment to every respectable person in SL.)

How do I come to this conclusion of people signing-up just for the rumored gang-bangs?

Candy sez:
"Entry-level boy avatars have it even worse. One mate spent zillions of Linden dollars buying property and fancy clothes in the hope of getting lucky with one of the minxy little numbers he’d seen strutting round the SL sex clubs. Then, when the big moment finally came, he pulled down his daks and discovered he was smooth like a Ken doll. He hadn’t realised that – like Christmas toy batteries – SL penises aren’t included."

It's a great read. head over there and see the truth about avatar sex in Second Life. Then come back and tell me... is she right?